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Production Hell - Megalopolis
Published on 2026-05-26
Mandaborian And Goku - This Movie Is Utterly Pointless
Published on 2026-05-22
Crash And Burn - The Will Smith Story
Published on 2026-05-20
The Drinker Fixes... The Hobbit Trilogy
Published on 2026-05-15
Casting Calamities - Volume Two
Published on 2026-05-13
Mortal Kombat II - Flawless Victory!
Published on 2026-05-12
The Odyssey - I Got A Bad Feeling About This One...
Published on 2026-05-12
Tomb Raider (2001) Is Better Than You Remember
Published on 2026-05-05
Zach Cregger's Resident Evil - Trailer Reaction
Published on 2026-05-05
Crash And Burn - The Blake Lively Story
Published on 2026-05-05
Michael - The Critics Were Wrong
Published on 2026-04-27 | Archived on 2026-04-28
Casting Calamities - Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Mark Wahlberg, Bella Ramsey, Gal Gadot, George Clooney
Published on 2026-04-26
Why Can't Hollywood Make Resident Evil Work?
Published on 2026-04-26
Unforgiven - Analysing The Greatest Western Ever Made
Published on 2026-04-26
The Drinker Recommends... Mr Inbetween (Finally!)
Published on 2026-04-26
Avengers Doomsday Will Make Or Break The MCU
Published on 2026-04-20 | Archived on 2026-04-20
The Drinker Fixes... Supergirl (How NOT To Tank Your Movie)
Published on 2026-04-08 | Archived on 2026-04-09
Crash And Burn - The Shia LaBeouf Story
Published on 2026-04-06 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Super Mario Galaxy - Is It Great Or Terrible?
Published on 2026-04-03 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Will Supergirl Be A Super Flop?
Published on 2026-04-01 | Archived on 2026-04-02
Harry Potter - Here We Go Again...
Published on 2026-03-27 | Archived on 2026-03-29
Starfleet Academy - It Really Is Dead, Jim!
Published on 2026-03-27
Crash And Burn - The Cynthia Erivo Story
Published on 2026-03-27
The Ensh*ttification Of Lord Of The Rings
Published on 2026-03-26 | Archived on 2026-04-07
One Piece Season 2 - Netflix Pulled Off A Miracle
Published on 2026-03-18 | Archived on 2026-04-02
Buffy Reboot Cancelled - Let Her Rest In Peace
Published on 2026-03-16 | Archived on 2026-04-07
The Drinker Recommends... Project Hail Mary
Published on 2026-03-11 | Archived on 2026-03-24
The Bride! - It Sucks!
Published on 2026-03-09 | Archived on 2026-04-07
The Drinker Recommends... I Swear
Published on 2026-03-02 | Archived on 2026-03-04
Paramount Wins - This Is HUGE
Published on 2026-02-27 | Archived on 2026-04-07
The BAFTA's Showed Us Who People Really Are
Published on 2026-02-25 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Production Hell - The Exorcist
Published on 2026-02-23 | Archived on 2026-04-07
It's Time To Let Star Trek Die
Published on 2026-02-20 | Archived on 2026-04-07
A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms - This Is How You Win!
Published on 2026-02-18 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Crash And Burn - The Ezra Miller Story
Published on 2026-02-16 | Archived on 2026-04-07
The Mandalorian And Grogu - Does Disney Actually Hate This Movie?
Published on 2026-02-10 | Archived on 2026-02-11
Why This Is The Greatest Lord Of The Rings Scene Ever
Published on 2026-02-06 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Iron Lung - Wow, It's Actually Good!
Published on 2026-02-04 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Make Fantasy HEROIC Again
Published on 2026-02-02 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Starfleet Academy Sucks - And WE'RE To Blame
Published on 2026-01-28 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Drinker's Roundup - Return To Silent Hill, The Rip, Mercy
Published on 2026-01-26 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Crash And Burn - The Steven Seagal Story
Published on 2026-01-26
Crash And Burn - The Kathleen Kennedy Story
Published on 2026-01-21 | Archived on 2026-01-22
Starfleet Academy - This Show Is Pure Torture
Published on 2026-01-19 | Archived on 2026-01-22
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - This One Surprised Me!
Published on 2026-01-16 | Archived on 2026-04-07
The Golden Globes Happened, I Guess...
Published on 2026-01-14 | Archived on 2026-04-07
Kathleen Kennedy - Here We Go Again...
Published on 2026-01-07 | Archived on 2026-01-13
Avengers: Doomsday - Have Marvel Learned From Their Mistakes?
Published on 2026-01-05 | Archived on 2026-01-06
Stranger Things - This Is The End
Published on 2026-01-02 | Archived on 2026-01-13
The Best And Worst Of 2025
Published on 2025-12-29 | Archived on 2026-01-23
Production Hell - Cats
Published on 2025-12-27
Stranger Things Season 5 - The Last Real TV Event?
Published on 2025-12-27
Avatar 3 - Tired And Ass
Published on 2025-12-22 | Archived on 2025-12-25
David - Can It Take On James Cameron's Goliath?
Published on 2025-12-20 | Archived on 2025-12-20
Crash And Burn - The Kristen Stewart Story
Published on 2025-12-18 | Archived on 2025-12-20
Animal Farm - This Was Probably A Bad Idea
Published on 2025-12-16 | Archived on 2025-12-20
Supergirl - More Superhero Slop?
Published on 2025-12-12 | Archived on 2025-12-20
Starfleet Academy - What Is This Garbage?
Published on 2025-12-10 | Archived on 2025-12-20
The Beginning Of The End
Published on 2025-12-08 | Archived on 2025-12-20
We Killed The Acolyte, Apparently
Published on 2025-11-25 | Archived on 2025-11-25
Wicked For Good - Is It Actually Good, Though?
Published on 2025-11-24 | Archived on 2025-11-25
Crash And Burn - The James Corden Story
Published on 2025-11-21 | Archived on 2026-01-23
Project Hail Mary - Please Be Good!
Published on 2025-11-19 | Archived on 2025-11-19
The Avatar Paradox - Why Nobody Talks About These Movies
Published on 2025-11-17 | Archived on 2025-11-19
The Running Man - Can't Outrun This Disaster
Published on 2025-11-14 | Archived on 2025-11-16
2025 - The Year That Broke Hollywood
Published on 2025-11-12 | Archived on 2025-11-13
Predator: Badlands - Disney Consumes Another Franchise
Published on 2025-11-07 | Archived on 2025-11-20
The Witcher Season 4 - A Show So Awful, It Broke Me
Published on 2025-11-03 | Archived on 2025-11-16
Shelby Oaks - Did I Get Stuckmanized?
Published on 2025-10-31 | Archived on 2025-10-31
Disney Killed The Kylo Ren Movie (And That's A Good Thing)
Published on 2025-10-24 | Archived on 2025-10-25
Crash And Burn - The Taika Waititi Story
Published on 2025-10-17 | Archived on 2025-10-19
James Gunn's DCU Is Falling Apart
Published on 2025-10-13 | Archived on 2025-10-15
Tron: Ares - It's Complete Arse
Published on 2025-10-10 | Archived on 2025-10-10
Alien Earth - This Show Is The Real Monster
Published on 2025-09-19 | Archived on 2025-09-21
The Witcher Season 4 - Is Anyone Still Watching This Garbage?
Published on 2025-09-17 | Archived on 2025-09-18
Crash And Burn - The JJ Abrams Story
Published on 2025-09-15 | Archived on 2025-09-16
TV Kinda Sucks Now
Published on 2025-09-10 | Archived on 2025-09-12
KPop Demon Hunters - Laughs At Other Animated Movies
Published on 2025-09-08 | Archived on 2025-09-12
Crash And Burn - The Amber Heard Story
Published on 2025-09-05 | Archived on 2025-09-06
The Savant - The Ultimate Karen Power Fantasy?
Published on 2025-09-03 | Archived on 2025-09-04
Red Sonja - How Is This Movie Real?
Published on 2025-08-29 | Archived on 2025-08-30
Crash And Burn - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Published on 2025-08-25 | Archived on 2025-09-16
Disney's Self-Inflicted "Boy Trouble"
Published on 2025-08-22 | Archived on 2025-08-23
War Of The Worlds - The Greatest Thing Ever Made
Published on 2025-08-20 | Archived on 2025-08-21
Alien: Earth - A Wild Ride
Published on 2025-08-14 | Archived on 2025-08-15
So... What Now, Marvel?
Published on 2025-08-06 | Archived on 2025-08-07
The Naked Gun - Are We Allowed To Laugh Again?
Published on 2025-08-04 | Archived on 2025-08-05
Crash And Burn - The Brie Larson Story
Published on 2025-08-01 | Archived on 2025-08-02
Production Hell - Ghostbusters 2016
Published on 2025-07-23 | Archived on 2025-07-23
Why Modern Movies Suck - They're Completely Forgettable
Published on 2025-07-21 | Archived on 2025-07-21
Bye, Rian. No More Star Wars For You
Published on 2025-07-17 | Archived on 2025-07-17
Crash And Burn - The Joss Whedon Story
Published on 2025-07-14 | Archived on 2025-07-14
Superman - A Beautiful James Gunn Mess
Published on 2025-07-12 | Archived on 2025-07-26
F1 - The Summer Movie We All Needed
Published on 2025-06-30 | Archived on 2025-06-30
Ironheart - Hilarious Garbage
Published on 2025-06-26 | Archived on 2025-06-27
Crash And Burn - The Rachel Zegler Story
Published on 2025-06-18 | Archived on 2025-06-18
Female Action Movies Are Dead - Girlboss Fatigue Killed Them
Published on 2025-06-11 | Archived on 2025-06-11
Ballerina - John Wick Lite
Published on 2025-06-09 | Archived on 2025-06-11
Doctor Who Is Finally Dead - Let It Rest In Peace
Published on 2025-06-06 | Archived on 2025-06-06
Hollywood Keeps Failing Tomb Raider
Published on 2025-06-04 | Archived on 2025-06-04
The Fantastic Four - Return Of The M-She-U?
Published on 2025-06-02 | Archived on 2025-06-03
The Last Of Us - An Entirely Predictable Disaster
Published on 2025-05-26 | Archived on 2025-05-27
Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning - Oh, Dear...
Published on 2025-05-23 | Archived on 2025-05-23
Fantastic Four - The Curse Of Fant4stic?
Published on 2025-05-19 | Archived on 2025-05-19
Ironheart - No Wonder Marvel Tried To Bury This Show
Published on 2025-05-14 | Archived on 2025-05-14
Andor Finally Got Me
Published on 2025-05-12 | Archived on 2025-05-20
Why The Last Of Us Is Falling Apart
Published on 2025-05-05 | Archived on 2025-05-07
Thunderbolts* Gave Me The Marvel Cringe
Published on 2025-05-02 | Archived on 2025-05-03
The Last Of Us - Well, They Really Did It
Published on 2025-04-21 | Archived on 2025-05-06
G20 - The Funniest Movie Of The Year!
Published on 2025-04-18 | Archived on 2025-04-18
A Working Man Who Beat Snow White
Published on 2025-04-02 | Archived on 2025-04-02
Jennifer Salke Fired - Amazon's Kathleen Kennedy And Her Legacy Of Failure
Published on 2025-03-31 | Archived on 2025-04-01
Avengers: Doomsday - Nostalgia Is All They Have Left
Published on 2025-03-28 | Archived on 2025-03-29
Snow White - It's Even Worse Than I Expected
Published on 2025-03-22 | Archived on 2025-03-22
Hollywood's Rough Start To 2025 (And It'll Probably Get Worse)
Published on 2025-03-19 | Archived on 2025-04-03
The Electric State - A $320 Million Dumpster Fire
Published on 2025-03-17 | Archived on 2025-03-23
Disney Cancel Snow White's Premiere - It's Panic Time
Published on 2025-03-12 | Archived on 2025-04-03
Mickey 17 - A Clumsy, Pandering Clown Show
Published on 2025-03-10 | Archived on 2025-03-23
So The Oscars Happened, I Guess...
Published on 2025-03-04 | Archived on 2025-03-04
Cleaner - The Worst Die Hard Clone Ever
Published on 2025-02-28 | Archived on 2025-03-01
The Kathleen Kennedy Era Is Over (Finally)
Published on 2025-02-26 | Archived on 2025-02-27
Abandon Ship! Doctor Who Is Finished
Published on 2025-02-20 | Archived on 2025-02-23
Captain America - A Brave New Disaster
Published on 2025-02-14 | Archived on 2025-02-23
Not ANOTHER Jurassic World Movie?!
Published on 2025-02-11 | Archived on 2025-02-23
Fantastic Four - A New Beginning, Or Too Little Too Late?
Published on 2025-02-05 | Archived on 2025-02-06
Star Trek: Section 31 - This Is Rock Bottom
Published on 2025-01-24 | Archived on 2025-01-24
Mufasa Is Everything Wrong With Modern Movies
Published on 2025-01-22 | Archived on 2025-01-24
Will 2025 Be A Year Of Marvel Flops?
Published on 2025-01-20 | Archived on 2025-01-24
Skeleton Crew Died - Star Wars Killed It
Published on 2025-01-15 | Archived on 2025-01-16
Star Trek Discovery Dies... To Thunderous Apathy
Published on 2025-01-03 | Archived on 2025-01-05
The Drinker Recommends... Nosferatu
Published on 2024-12-27 | Archived on 2024-12-29
The Six Triple Eight - The Most Netflix Movie Of All Time
Published on 2024-12-23 | Archived on 2024-12-25
Superman Teaser - My Reaction
Published on 2024-12-20 | Archived on 2024-12-29
The War Of The Rohirrim - A Story We Didn't Need
Published on 2024-12-18 | Archived on 2024-12-20
Kraven The Hunter - A Humiliating Disaster
Published on 2024-12-16 | Archived on 2024-12-17
The Best And Worst Of 2024
Published on 2024-12-13 | Archived on 2024-12-17
28 Years Later - This Actually Looks Good!
Published on 2024-12-11 | Archived on 2024-12-12
How "Speak No Evil" Misses The Point - A Comparison
Published on 2024-12-09 | Archived on 2024-12-10
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew - It's Not Terrible!
Published on 2024-12-06 | Archived on 2024-12-10
The Snow White Trailer Will Traumatise You For Life
Published on 2024-12-04 | Archived on 2024-12-10
Wicked - I Can't Believe I'm Reviewing This Movie
Published on 2024-11-29 | Archived on 2024-12-03
Captain America 4: A Brave New Disaster
Published on 2024-11-27 | Archived on 2024-11-27
Rogue Elements - TV Series Proof Of Concept
Published on 2024-11-25 | Archived on 2024-11-27
Gladiator 2 - We Are Not Entertained
Published on 2024-11-22 | Archived on 2024-11-26
Star Trek Unification - I'm Not Crying, You're Crying!
Published on 2024-11-21 | Archived on 2024-11-27
The Drinker Recommends... The Penguin
Published on 2024-11-15 | Archived on 2024-11-16
ENOUGH With The Star Wars Announcements!
Published on 2024-11-11 | Archived on 2024-11-26
Dear Hollywood Celebrities, Nobody Cares
Published on 2024-11-08 | Archived on 2024-11-14
The Drinker Fixes... Alien: Romulus
Published on 2024-11-04 | Archived on 2025-07-18
Marvel's Blade Is Toast (And That's A Good Thing)
Published on 2024-10-25 | Archived on 2024-11-26
Wicked - How To Tank Your Movie In One Easy Step
Published on 2024-10-21 | Archived on 2024-11-26
Netflix Tomb Raider Is A Hilarious Nightmare
Published on 2024-10-15 | Archived on 2024-11-09
Joker: Folie a Deux - The Sequel Nobody Wanted
Published on 2024-10-04 | Archived on 2026-01-23
The Penguin Really Surprised Me
Published on 2024-09-24 | Archived on 2024-09-28
Agatha All Along - Who Was This Even Made For?
Published on 2024-09-16 | Archived on 2024-09-16
Rings Of Power - At Risk Of Cancellation?
Published on 2024-09-13 | Archived on 2024-09-17
Rings Of Power - The Ultimate Insult To Tolkien
Published on 2024-08-30 | Archived on 2024-08-31
No More Acolyte For You, Rebel Scum!
Published on 2024-08-21 | Archived on 2024-08-21
Hang In There, Kathy!
Published on 2024-08-12 | Archived on 2024-08-12
Hollywood Is Abandoning "The Message"
Published on 2024-08-05 | Archived on 2024-09-28
Robert Downey Jr Returns - Epic Win Or Cheap Nostalgia Bait?
Published on 2024-07-29 | Archived on 2024-07-29
Deadpool & Wolverine - Spoiler-Free Review
Published on 2024-07-26 | Archived on 2024-07-27
The Acolyte Finale - The Nightmare Is Finally Over!
Published on 2024-07-17 | Archived on 2024-07-17
The Acolyte Episode 7 - Where Common Sense Goes To Die
Published on 2024-07-10 | Archived on 2024-07-10
The Boys Season 4 - How To Destroy Your Audience
Published on 2024-06-23 | Archived on 2024-06-24
Bad Boys: Ride Or Die - Just What I Needed
Published on 2024-06-17 | Archived on 2024-06-24
The Acolyte Episode 3 - I'm Done And So Is Star Wars
Published on 2024-06-13 | Archived on 2024-06-24
The Acolyte Episode 2 - A Show Made By Idiots
Published on 2024-06-10 | Archived on 2024-06-24
The Acolyte Episode 1 - A Stunning And Brave Disaster
Published on 2024-06-06 | Archived on 2024-06-24
When Gamers Fight Back - The Sweet Baby Inc Backlash
Published on 2024-03-05 | Archived on 2024-03-06
Why Modern Movies Suck - The Curse Of Multiverses
Published on 2024-01-22 | Archived on 2026-02-02
Production Hell - Batgirl (What REALLY Happened)
Published on 2023-11-14 | Archived on 2026-04-28
Snow White - How To Destroy Your Own Movie
Published on 2023-08-16 | Archived on 2023-08-19
Shazam: Fury of the Gods - The Sequel No One Wanted
Published on 2023-03-23 | Archived on 2025-01-11
Disney - An Empire In Collapse
Published on 2023-02-06 | Archived on 2026-02-04
Production Hell - The Entire DCEU
Published on 2023-01-26 | Archived on 2025-07-13
Willow - It's A Total Disaster
Published on 2022-12-15 | Archived on 2024-08-23
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - It's A Mess
Published on 2022-11-14 | Archived on 2025-05-21
Why Modern Movies Suck - The Myth Of The "Modern Audience"
Published on 2022-11-03 | Archived on 2026-02-02
Who Was The Ultimate James Bond?
Published on 2022-01-27 | Archived on 2026-05-05
Cruella - Why?
Published on 2021-06-01 | Archived on 2023-12-16
Highlander Doesn't Need A Remake
Published on 2021-05-29 | Archived on 2023-12-16
What Happened To Our Villains?
Published on 2021-01-18 | Archived on 2025-02-04
Wonder Woman 1984 - A Ridiculous Disaster
Published on 2020-12-28 | Archived on 2025-06-04
Demolition Man Predicted Modern Culture
Published on 2020-08-18 | Archived on 2025-10-09
Avatar - The Most Successful Failure Ever
Published on 2020-05-18 | Archived on 2025-07-31
Prometheus - The Franchise Killer
Published on 2019-08-23 | Archived on 2023-12-16
Black Panther Is Overrated
Published on 2019-02-21 | Archived on 2026-04-02
Forgotten Movie Reviews - Bird Box (2018)
Published on 2019-01-03 | Archived on 2026-01-03
Why Ghostbusters 2016 FAILED - A scene comparison
Published on 2018-07-24 | Archived on 2025-05-24